miseryloveselders
Are you married cause if you are, have you heard of Lorena Bobbitt.
If not..... you've never been laid huh?
LOL
Darth Plaugeis
Darth plaugeis
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Submission and stupid rules
by Lady Lee inwhat a load of crap this stupid belief was.
i'll give you a couple of examples.
i was the sign language interpreter for our congregation and there was about 15-20 deaf who regularly showed up.
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What is the reasoning of Israelites being allowed to have concubines?
by EmptyInside inwere they all foreign women?
it seems to be contradictory too, because they weren't to have marriage alliances with other nations.
but, i guess using the woman as a sex slave and baby making machine was okay.
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Darth plaugeis
When I was young I envied they had this ..... as I got older, I don't need to embarrass myself in front 30-40 or more than 100 woman. Saying sorry to 1 woman is all I can stand.
Some days I hate my penis!
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Don't buy anything at the meat market or yard sales or else you could turn out like me?
by dissed ini don't know how this happened and how they met, but a relative, a jw elder and my old po talked about us leaving the wts.
(he said this to my wife).
they reasoned, how could someone, who was a pioneer, bethelite, worked at the rbc, district and circuit level, taught at the pioneer school, helped dozens to baptism, suddenly and inexplicably, leave jehovah's organization?.
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Darth plaugeis
Remember Brothers and Sisters Santa is the devil. He wears a red suit and all you have to do is move the letter n from Santa and place it at the end and what do you have????
CHURCH LADY GO AHEAD AND SAY IT........SATAN
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Sex Issues
by XPeterX inmy sis has been studying for the past 4 months with a female jw and the same jw started whinning that she couldn't have sex with her hubby coz he's on medication,another female pioneer would tell her that she wanted to get laid but her other half is not horny or wouldn't satisfy her.isn't it wrong to talk about such things with a person who's just started associating with jws?.
p.s when my sister told me that,anger was what i felt.
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Darth plaugeis
I thinks it's great they said that..........
RUN TELL YOUR SISTER TO RUN. Sex with a JW is a boring as sitting at the Conventions. You are bound to fall asleep 2 mins. into it.
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Why would a woman want to look like that?
by TD ini was leafing through a diet and exercisie magazine my wife subscribes to and noticed (not for the first time) that the female fitness models don't look like women at all.
--they look like anorexic teenaged boys with long hair.. skinny to the point of emaciation is not fit.
i would be willing to bet that not one of these models could even run a 10k.
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Darth plaugeis
Frank Zappa said it best
Who wants to ride on an iron board that at no fun I rode me one
wrap that meat all over the bones
the bigger the cushion the better the pushing
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Using funerals to recruit members
by keyser soze ini heard a somewhat amusing story from a co-worker over lunch.
he said he was at a funeral for a jw relative, and they had a registry for guests to sign.
his wife signed the registry, and included their home address.
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Darth plaugeis
A Friend of mine told me my daughter wrote her a letter after reading her family member died in the newspaper. My daughter didn't know I was Friends with this person, but they responded how obscene it was, worried about a stranger, but she had nothing to do with her own flesh and blood. She said that showed nothing but a lack of love and how dare she preach about love when her own Father was alive and had nothing to do with him. I felt numb...... my own daughter worried about a stranger and wanted nothing to do with me. Praise Jah, Hey Jehovah, FUCK YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Let's Talk Baseball ! Who's your Favorite Team ? Love My S.F. Giants !
by flipper inand they are now in 1st place in the n.l.
west with a 6-1 record !
and the hated l.a. dodgers are in last place !
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Darth plaugeis
As a Red Sox fan I have said this for years, And today only conforims it Wakefeild needs to go I HATE HIM 8-0 nice job JERK!! Red Sox fans am I right????? He is demonized!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Demons!
by wildflowermeadow injws are obsessed with demons.
do you have any evidence spirits exist?
what about magic?
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Darth plaugeis
I am a demon if you want me to stop bothering you please send me money, Send to Darth Plaugeius, Massachusetts, PO Box 666, 02033 Money orders only. I promise your nightmares and evil experiences will stop. If not your money will not be sent back THANK YOU,
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Demons!
by wildflowermeadow injws are obsessed with demons.
do you have any evidence spirits exist?
what about magic?
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Darth plaugeis
In my area all the halls were terrified of Demons. I heard 100's of stories from brothers and sisters and they're demon problems. At the beginning I was amazed. Then I caught on. Too much Kool-aid. Even my then wife heard and saw things (always my fault too) My sister in law saw a Demons face in her mirror, it had nothing to do with abusing drugs. My ex wife threw out presents from those she considered influenced by the Demons. This was the beginning of the end for me. These people were fucking serious. I met a Warlock who could throw you acroos the room just by looking at you. Funny how I never believed him, but all the brothers did. He fell away from the truth I guess losing his powers was too much LOL. New England = Demons this is a fact just ask those who live in Salem. Don't go to flea markets you will buy an item containing Demons. If anyone should've seen Demons it would have been me and guess what ....... I only became a Dark Lord of the Sith.
Long Live Satan
Darth Plaugeis
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Former CO Willis Bentley
by Rejected inis he on this board?
does anyone know the reason he left?
what denomination is his church?.
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Darth plaugeis
Bentley left????? OMG Thanks blondie for the link the second I heard his voice shivers went up my back. He was the LAST PERSON i would expect to leave the CULT. He has been at my house hundreds of times. He was my Pioneer School overseerer. Everytime he visited our hall he made a special trip to try and get my mind right. I never fell in line like I should have. I loved him but at the same time thought he was full of shit also (if that makes sence). He read a list of rock bands JW's should never listen too (beatles, beach boys, simon and garfunkle). He was also one of the best basketball players I ever saw and he was in a suit!!!!! I'm Shocked Stunned Is he on this board I want to talk to him. Even if you didn't agree with him you couldn't help liking him. He was never afraid to tell Elders you are WRONG!! and this was in front of others I LOVED IT! I know for a fact he would remember me. DUDE IF YOUR HERE.. I"M BUYING THE FIRST ROUND!!